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11 More Days

2008-03-02T16:53:11Z

Here is a play by play of what just took place in the room: 1) James' phone rings. 2) James awakens. 3) I realize that James isn't wearing a shirt and I immediately place my laptop creatively on my lap in order to block my peripheral. 4) James mo...

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Shithole Unifuckface

2008-02-28T20:21:12Z

It is almost March. I am looking especially forward to March 9th because then the clock in my dorm will no longer be an hour ahead and it will not bother me every time I look at it. Every day in History class I take out my laptop and usually roam...

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I thought after I wrote this entry that I would have a title. I don't.

2008-02-25T05:56:27Z

I think that being at school equates in my life to depression and a bitter hatred for everything. I was in a fine mood today, even on the car ride to school. Then, I walked into my dorm and immediately snapped into the reality of what the next 2.5...

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A Whole Bunch of Lackluster Shit!

2008-02-16T19:52:13Z

My stitches were removed today. Apparently there were 7 stitches, not 6. The doctor who put them in at the hospital must have lost count or something which, of course, is very comforting. I was supposed to get them out on Friday at 1:15, however I...

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The Analysis of My Own Heinousness

2008-02-13T06:34:03Z

I just typed an entry that was incredibly pathetic and self-loathing. Then I realized that I didn't care because no one reads this. Now I regret erasing it. Over the weekend I split my head open on a dry wall. I was trying to jump from one bed to...

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I Had To Document This Moment In Time

2008-01-28T04:48:35Z

I'm back at school. With James. Need I say more? Yes. James is listening to a band called "Peaches". Their songs are as follows: "Shake your dick, shake your tits" "Fuck the pain away" (Or "Sucking on my titties"...whichever you prefer) "Slapp...

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One More Week

2008-01-12T19:15:23Z

I am approaching my last week of vacation, and I honestly don't think that there is anything more horrible than that. Except, of course, the absolutely frightening appearance of Carson Daly. In one week I will return to my life as it is at colleg...

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My New Years resolution is...

2008-01-03T22:19:30Z

My New Years resolution is to become a more interesting, entertaining person. It will require a lobotomy.

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A Merry Christmas it is!

2007-12-23T20:25:30Z

I haven't showered in days, my room is dirty, I haven't finished my Christmas shopping, I have been in pajamas for almost 24 hours, my stuff on eBay isn't selling, I am addicted to playing "Jetman" on Facebook, I just received my yearly email from...

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Just In Case You're On Acid...

2007-12-13T20:10:59Z

Just in case you're on acid, I've created a new theme to make your trip a lot more enjoyable. In other news, I am home for 5 weeks. Five incredible, mouth-watering, James-less weeks in which I will be staying up every night until 3AM watching On ...

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